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Sunday, May 22: The A.D.D. Detective

TOM SAWYER and the DIABOLUS EX MACHINA

Samuel Clemens

by Leigh Lundin

Earlier this week, Melodie linked Mark Twain and technology of the Kindle. Rob added that Samuel Clemens went bankrupt backing a new a new typesetter and Leigh mentioned Twain published the first novel written on a typewriter. Steve ironically followed with an article about how difficult it is to decipher printed text into digital form.

Relating to Twain

It isn’t possible to grow up in an old family without lots of legends. On the distaff side of my family, some are actually provable. Andrew Jackson really did sign the land grant, two ancestors truly did come over on the Mayflower (Francis Cooke and Stephen Hopkins), while other relatives were already here to greet them. Genealogy can be colorful when antecedents bed-hopped on the wrong side of the sheets.

On my father’s side of the family were frontiersmen and pioneers who claimed kinship with Daniel Boone and Daniel Beard, but their most rumored legend had it Samuel Clemens was a cousin. (Some members spell their family surname Clemons, which they insist is a variant, like Lundine and Lunden, and like Kemper, Kamper, and Camper on my mother’s side.)

Lest the Twain Shall Meet

Stephen Hopkins was an intriguing adventurer, but if I had to claim an ancestor, Mark Twain would top my list. We both are (put politely) quirky; enjoy writing, technology, and travel; managed to be broke, and are strikingly handsome. Admittedly, Twain dressed much cooler than I do.

When it came to new technology, Twain was fascinated but critical, especially sour about new military hardware such as the Gatling gun, but intrigued by scientific topics as unlikely as microbiology . He was an attendee at World’s Fair Expositions, updating himself on the latest science and engineering.

Tech Support

Clemens was a futurist, interested in products for the home and personal use, devices such as burglar alarms, telephones, automobiles, and the potential of air conditioning. He was what we’d call an early adopter or ‘bleeding edge’.

Sholes & Glidden type-writer

Sholes & Glidden type-writer

Twain bought some of the earliest typewriters, clunky, cranky machines. An early model used a foot treadle as a space bar. He claimed authorship of the first novel typed for publication, although "a machinist" did most of the actual typing.

Harper's Weekly, 18 March 1905

I was the first person in the world that ever had a telephone in his house for practical purposes. I will now claim– until dispossessed--that I was the first person in the world to apply the typewriter to literature. The early machine was full of caprices, full of defects– devilish ones. It had as many immoralities as the machine of today has virtues. After a year or two I found that it was degrading my character, so I thought I would give it to (author, friend) Howells. … He took it home to Boston, and my morals began to improve, but his have never recovered.

Saml. L. Clemens

Some confusion surrounds which novel was actually typed. Twain claimed The Adventures of Tom Sawyer (1876) was first but a historical researcher suggests the first was Life on the Mississippi (1883). Looking at the timelines, both could have been typed. Judging from one of Twain’s typical ‘testimonials‘ to Remington in 1875, he certainly owned a ‘typing machine’ at the same time he was writing Tom Sawyer:

Hartford, March 19, 1875

Gentlemen:

Please do not use my name in any way. Please do not even divulge the fact that I own a machine. I have entirely stopped using the Type-Writer, for the reason that I never could write a letter with it to anybody without receiving a request by return mail that I would not only describe the machine but state what progress I had made in the use of it, etc., etc. I don't like to write letters, and so I don't want people to know that I own this curiosity-breeding little joker.

Yours truly,

Saml. L. Clemens

Twain sent his friend and author William Dean Howells a follow-up letter:

Hartford, June 25, 1875

The machine is at Bliss's, grimly pursuing its appointed mission, slowly & implacably rotting away at another man's chances for salvation.

I have sent Bliss word not to donate it to a charity (though it is a pity to fool away a chance to do a charity an ill turn), but to let me know when he has got his dose, because I've got another candidate for damnation. You just wait a couple of weeks & if you don't see the TypeWriter coming tilting along toward Cambridge with the raging hell of an unsatisfied appetite in its eye, I lose my guess.

Yours truly,

Saml. L. Clemens

Type Casting

Following the American Civil War and the explosion of newspapers across the nation, publishers desperately needed to evolve from handset type. Two primary competitors emerged, James Paige and Ottmar Mergenthaler.

Twain and his wife invested in the Paige Compositor. With such a catchy name and 18,000 parts, how could they lose?

Paige Compositor

Paige Compositor

The machine was highly sophisticated but highly complex. Like some engineers, Paige was a perfectionist, constantly improving his machine rather than releasing it for use. As he was toying, the competition ate his lunch.

While Paige continually tinkered, Mergenthaler was manufacturing and selling his considerably simpler device, improving as needed, a model for technology companies. The Linotype Company would go on to dominate printing in the next century. When the Macintosh came out with ‘desktop publishing’, Linotype developed a Mac-compatible Postscript RIP (raster image processor) in short order.

Mergenthaler Linotype

Mergenthaler Linotype

Mr Paige lost everything and died in the poorhouse. Twain declared bankruptcy and also declared he’d "learned two things from the experience: not to invest when you can’t afford to and not to invest when you can."

And that is the story how Mark Twain still affects the publishing industry.

Get lost! Can't you see I'm busy?

Get lost! Can’t you see I’m busy?

Posted in The A.D.D. Detective on May 22nd, 2011
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12 comments

  1. May 22nd, 2011 at 1:07 am, Velma Says:

    THAT’s the typewriter they expect me to type on!

  2. May 22nd, 2011 at 8:17 am, Janice Trecker Says:

    How great to see one of the early typewrites.
    My husband and I wrote for years on old royals and underwoods, the latter made right down the road in Hartford.

  3. May 22nd, 2011 at 9:40 am, A Broad Abroad Says:

    > THAT’s the typewriter they expect me to type on!

    Velma darlin’, black’s your colour and you’re a dab hand with knobs and buttons…

    > …legend had it Samuel Clemens was a cousin.

    There may be truth in the rumour yet – I read Daniel Beard illustrated a number of books for Clemens.

  4. May 22nd, 2011 at 11:36 am, Rob Lopresti Says:

    Leigh

    Great piece but Mr Twain would certainly have liked you to point out that after his bankruptcy he made a round the world lecture tour to successfully pay off all his debts.

    Two more excellent pieces by Twain about newfangled technology: Taming The Bicycle (about learning to ride one of those monsters with a huge front wheel) http://www.online-literature.com/twain/1323/
    and The McWilliamses and the Burglar Alarm
    (a short story but based on his own experiences) http://www.readbookonline.net/readOnLine/359/

    I am reading his autobiography right now and recommend it, but it is a good reason to buy an ebook reader, which doesn’t get heavier when you put a huge book on it.

  5. May 22nd, 2011 at 12:10 pm, Leigh Says:

    Rob, in researching the article, I read the sums ploughed into Paige’s invention approached $300k, nearly $30m in today’s dollars. I’d read the burglar alarm story but not about the bicycle. I’m off to check it out.

    ABA, I think the family had some Beard letters at one time, but I’m sure they passed on. Regarding the land grant, I have merely a photostat; my cousin has the original.

    Janice, if I remember right, Twain lived a short distance from Hartford, didn’t he?

  6. May 22nd, 2011 at 1:49 pm, Rob Says:

    twain lived for many years in the Asylum dstrict of Hartford (near harriett b stowe if i recalll correctly). His house is still the and well worth a visit. You can still see the telephone booth in the hallway – it was considered necessry to have an enclosed space to use one.

  7. May 22nd, 2011 at 2:08 pm, Leigh Says:

    That brought a childhood memory of my grandparents’ house. They didn’t have a booth, but my grandfather had built an alcove in the hallway with a seat and a recess in the wall that held the telephone, pens, and a note tablet.

    As expected, the bicycle article is excellent. Twain would have loved blogging.

  8. May 22nd, 2011 at 2:53 pm, Louis Says:

    Great column, Leigh.

    It reminded me that I still have the electric typewriter I bought many years ago. It’s stored in some corner of my basement. I think my kids are hoping it’ll be valuable some day in about 30 years.

  9. May 22nd, 2011 at 2:59 pm, Leigh Says:

    You never know, Louis. I gave away my last typewriter, one of the electronic breed before the machines vanished altogether. Sometimes I wish I still had it when I want to print labels or fill out forms.

    Mark Lust, a local shopkeeper and all-around eccentric keeps a typewriter and cash register repair shop, sort of an antique museum. I confess I admire much of the 19th century mechanical engineering.

  10. May 23rd, 2011 at 11:11 pm, Jeff Baker Says:

    Twain had such poor luck as an investor that it was said that if he was investing in something it must be bad! (He’d be proud of you, I think after reading your columns. He stood upagainst injustice as well!) Oh, and do you think you’re related to James Beard (the gourmet?)

  11. May 24th, 2011 at 7:02 pm, Leigh Says:

    Thanks, Jeff. It was astonishing how much money they burned through.

    I don’t know about James Beard. I’m probably related to a gourmand. (grin)

  12. May 24th, 2011 at 8:41 pm, Jeff Baker Says:

    Have you seen pictures of Beard??? :) :) Definately a gourmand. :) :) He said something like he could be induced to practice cannibalism if there was enough tarragon…

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