Wednesday, May 30: Tune It Or Die!
CLOSE YOUR EYES AND WATCH THE SHOW
by Robert Lopresti
As a writer of short stories there are a few pleasures that have passed me by. Peter Jackson hasn’t turned one of my flash stories into a three-picture epic. The New York Times bestseller list hasn’t cleared a space for me. But I can make one claim that I suspect many of my more successful colleagues cannot.
I have sat in my living room and listened to my words being broadcast over the radio.
I have heard my characters, as interpreted by actors, on live radio drama. Just like Jack Benny and the Green Hornet. Ain’t that cool? It comes from living in Bellingham, Washington, I guess. One of the many attractions of the City of Subdued Excitement is the American Museum of Radio and Electricity.
When I first moved here that institution was not much more than a storefront full of old radios but now it is a very cool space filled with Marconi equipment, old telephones, eighteenth century gadgets, and so on. One day last week they had six hundred people inside, learning to make robots. But the relevant part for this story is that the museum has a radio station, KMRE-LP. It plays mostly big band music and is only available for a few miles – and, naturally, worldwide on the web.
But on Sunday nights at 10 PM Pacific time the Midnight Mystery Players perform live productions of old radio drama and new shows as well. Recently I watched them record The Maltese Falcon. All the actors performed in costume and my favorite part was watching the soundman, complete with fedora, using a staple gun to imitate a revolver. They also had a low platform, the kind choirs sometimes stand on, which served as a place for the sound man to crash enthusiastically whenever a character was supposed to tumble to the ground.
Last year a friend of mine who performs with the troupe suggested I write them a play. That didn’t interest me but I agreed to provide Stan Claussen, one of their leaders, with a notebook full of my stories He chose two about Atlantic City private eye Marty Crow and turned them into scripts.
A few months ago I had the privilege of watching the casting session. Two directors and a dozen actors sat around a table, reading the scripts out loud. The directors were deciding who they wanted for each role. I was asked to explain a little bit about some of the characters. This made me nervous, as if I were back in college English. I don’t know much about what Marty Crow looks like (I did see a picture of him once, illustrating a story in Alfred Hitchcock’s Mystery Magazine, but I’m not convinced it was a very good likeness). I do know the essential fact: he’s a pretty good P.I. hampered by the fact that he has a gambling problem, and more so by the fact that he is in denial about it.
It felt very strange speaking as an authority on the other characters. But I suppose if I’m not, who is? The final result is a lot of fun and true to the originals. They took my advice and stayed away from attempting New Jersey accents (helpful hint: “Joisey†is a Brooklyn pronunciation. In the Garden State you are more likely to here something more like “Cherzey.â€). They changed the ethnic identity of a couple of characters, largely, I think because they didn’t have any actors who qualified. I can’t argue with that.
But don’t take my word for it. You can hear the recordings for yourself here. And for comparison, you can find the text of one of the stories here.
Be sure to tell me which voice of Marty Crow you prefer: actor Brian Watson, or the one in your own head.
Enjoy!!
Gentle Readers:
(1) The new Aural Argument feature was inspired by this post, which Rob submitted to me several days ago.
(2) Rob is, in fact, the co-founder of Criminal Brief, and without his support, this project would have died on the vine.
(3) Rob is one of the finest writers of short crime fiction in the history of the genre. Just follow the links above and listen.
(4) Peter Jackson, this means you.
I just finished listening to Crow’s Feat. What a great accomplishment!
That moody music intro really sets a period tone.
Jim, flattery will get you…well, I don’t think I have anything you want.
Leigh, I agree about the music. I also think Dennis Catrell as the narrator adds a lot. He manages to sound world weary and just a little scary at the same time.
I only listened briefly but I want to hear more – I just didn’t have time at the moment since I’m supposed to be working – back to it for me – will listen and comment later – E
This is a wonderful description of what goes on in recording sessions. I had no idea! It must have been fun to watch. It was great fun to read your account.
Rob, I had no idea there was this much Old Time Radio coming out of Bellingham. This is great stuff. One of my own guilty pleasures is listening to “I Love a Mystery” written by Carleton E. Morse, which was loosely the inspiration behind another guilty pleasure, “Scooby Doo, Where Are You?”