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Sunday, May 4: The A.D.D. Detective

ExpelledEVILUTION

by Leigh Lundin

Last weekend, friends Steve and Sharon invited me to the movies. Steve suggested Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed, saying he’d heard good things about it.

I opened the reviews and was surprised that 91% of professional critics– 30 out of 33– gave it thumbs down, only a little less than the average ‘man on the street’. What was going on? Where were these great reviews?

I dug a bit deeper. Ah! Sean Hannity said Ben Stein‘s movie was "awesome". Rush Limbaugh touted it as "powerful", "fabulous", and "blew him away". Glenn Beck promoted it by saying that the New York Times hated it so much, the movie was a must-see. Hmm… I began to see the "no intelligence" part of the equation.

Lord Privy Seal
This is a reference to a David Frost / John Cleese sketch which satirized the practice of associating images too literally and in rapid, almost subliminal, succession.

Using a collage of ‘Lord Privy Seal‘ connotations, the movie attacks science, accusing science of everything from godlessness to Communism, Nazism, and underpinning the holocaust. In the past few years, we’ve seen politicians fulminate against the profession. Not so long ago, a number of school boards and even legislators tried to get ID (intelligent design) into schools, prompting a failed lawsuit in Pennsylvania. More recently, we’ve seen diatribes coalescing around global warming.

Scope of Trials and Tribulations

Once again, we’re back to the Scopes trial, attempting to ‘prove’ that the Earth is approximately 6000 years old, that it was created in exactly 144 hours, that humans trod the earth with dinosaurs, and– as proof of religious belief– that God eschewed using evolution as a tool. This is the thrust of Creationism, the impetus behind ID, the agenda behind the film.

Theory
The word ‘theory’ in science and standard English have very different meanings. Theory in science means a predictable evidentiary formularization, whereas layman’s use of ‘theory’ is similar to a hypothesis. When scientists argue ‘theories’ of evolution, they are debating the hows, whys, and nuances of an established model.

Science, I’ll have you know, is the most honorable of disciplines, engaged in a search for TRUTH by following the evidence, like a detective in both the physical and abstract world. Science cannot disprove the existence of God, as some claim it attempts to do. In fact, science suggests the Story of Creation in the Bible is very much on target.

DI and ID

Science doesn’t have a quarrel with religion, but fundamentalists– Muslim, Christian, and Jewish, possibly seeking an opponent to rail against, have taken on science as an adversary. Although English translations of the Bible’s Aramaic, Hebrew, and Greek historically have been flawed and our modern understanding is often inadequate, Creationists insist that Genesis depicts the world was created in six 24-hour days.

Personally, I believe ‘day’ is allegorical, figurative as in "modern day", "day of the poodle skirt", and "day of reckoning". I also think that given a tool as powerful as evolution, why wouldn’t God use it, especially if He invented it? But, in the eyes of some religionists, that thought is blasphemous.

Why should this be? Hasn’t history often judged the results of religion denouncing science? The Church insisting Kepler’s and Galileo’s model of the Earth orbiting the Sun was sacrilegious? The Church insisting the Earth was flat? That life forms too tiny to see couldn’t possibly cause diseases within the body?

Behind the Creationist uproar is the Discovery Institute, which relates their message to ‘German Darwinism‘ (their term). DI is a Seattle lobbying group and ‘think tank’, identified with its advocacy of intelligent design to teach creationist anti-evolution beliefs in North American public school science courses. The Discovery Institute has reported much of its funding comes from such wealthy fundamentalists such as Howard Ahmanson Jr, who states his goal is "the total integration of Biblical law into our lives," and the MacLellan Foundation, which insists upon its own interpretation of "the infallibility of Scripture".

Federal courts have found the Discovery Institute, in pursuit of "demonstrably religious, cultural, and legal missions", cooked up the Creationist controversy they want to evangelize by promoting a false perception that evolution is "a theory in crisis", falsely claiming that evolution is the focus of wide controversy and debate within the scientific community.

The Wedge

Revealed in federal court hearings, the group’s manifesto, the Wedge Strategy, defines their religious goal to "reverse the stifling dominance of the materialist worldview, and to replace it with a ‘science’ consonant with Christian and theistic convictions."

Expelled, the movie, in the guise of ridicule, is another of these Wedge missions, an attempt to supplant science with religion. The producers have gone beyond Michael Moore techniques to a new low, using deceit, prejudice, and false premises to reach a false conclusion, that of academic prejudice and a shutdown of scientific debate.

Deserved or not, Moore has a reputation of sloppy research and unfair interviewing in the service of revealing a kernel of truth. That can’t be said about Expelled: Taken to extremes, at the heart of the movie, we find a terrible lack of truth.

Expulsion

Appearances to the contrary, Stein didn’t personally interview all the scientists– his questions were later dubbed in. Apparently without exception, when approaching academicians, producers lied to get interviews, hiding their backing and agenda of the film.

The movie singles out a couple of scientists who happen to be atheists– notably PZ Myers and Britain’s Dr. Richard Dawkins–Expelled as if promoters would have you believe all scientists are atheists. Scientists of religious conviction dispute the essential premise of the movie. Interviewees known to be men of faith have stated producers tried repeatedly in multiple ways to manipulate answers to show there was scientific persecution and prejudice.

The same interviewees who appeared in the film were barred from the theater. PZ Myers himself was ‘expelled‘. Dawkins escaped expulsion, having been listed as a guest of Myers. Promoters kept a tight lid on who was allowed to screen the movie, forbidding professional film reviewers to attend. Reportedly, the film company was unhappy that Orlando Sentinel’s Roger Moore managed to slip into a screening.

Yoko Ono
Yoko Ono is suing over the film’s use of John Lennon’s music and likeness in the film. Get over it, Yoko: You may not like the movie, but Lennon was a public figure outspoken on many topics, including religion.

In contrast, promoters offered up to $10,000 to schools and $1000 to religious groups to fill theaters during the movie’s opening run. The film company arranged a private showing for Florida legislators at the IMAX theatre in Tallahassee, in possible violation of Florida’s Sunshine Laws since press and public were banned.

The great irony of the film is that while it attempts to argue scientific prejudice and persecution, it uses exactly those nefarious techniques in pursuit of its dubious goal. Some Christian groups have derided the film as well, prompting at least one to question the effect upon Stein’s reputation.

As fiction authors, we nevertheless are in search of a kind of truth, using our stories to illustrate real life parables. It’s inexcusable when a purported documentary cannot do at least as much.

Posted in The A.D.D. Detective on May 4th, 2008
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9 comments

  1. May 4th, 2008 at 4:35 pm, Rob Says:

    Nice summary, Leigh. If anyone does go see it, and you feel the interviewees are not doing a good job of addressing the subject of the film, keep in mind they were lied to about what the subject was. (And, having been caught, the producers then lied about the lying… just proves their superior morality, I guess.)

  2. May 4th, 2008 at 8:21 pm, Jeff Baker Says:

    Perfectly said, Leigh! I’ve been addicted to christian (note the small-case “c”) talk radio for about 20 years and I can vouch that ID incorporates a misuse of the word “theory” and will never bring up the notion that evolution is real and God caused it. Also, Creation Science downplays or ignores the conflict between Young Earth and Old Earth creationists. Scientific American Magazine a few years ago did a cover story about answers to “Creationist Nonsense” (Sorry I don’t have the issue month & year handy!) Tying into this site, you know that spiritual matters are referred to as a Mystery? I may take a pass on “Expelled.” I’m gonna watch “The Thin Man” again. Thanks!

  3. May 4th, 2008 at 8:22 pm, Jeff Baker Says:

    okay, that’s “note the small case ‘c’” in the first line. OWCH!!!
    —-Jeff the Hurried

  4. May 4th, 2008 at 8:53 pm, Leigh Says:

    Thanks for the information, Jeff.

    That story in Scientific American appears to be in either the June or July 2002 issue.

  5. May 4th, 2008 at 11:05 pm, JLW Says:

    In any kind of academic context, the word “theory” applies to the abstraction of principles that explain practice or function. In science, a “theory” is a model that explains observed phenomena and predicts future phenomena. In literary criticism, a “theory” has some basis that enables one to explain what something written actually means or how it is informed, as in Historical Criticism, American Formalism, or Deconstructionism. In music, “theory” is usually a set of rules for composing music that uses Western scales, triadic harmony, and species counterpoint.

    “Theory” never means “hypothetical” except in the limited sense of “theoretically”, an adverb that posits a hypothetical case in the context of accepting a theory’s propositions as given, as in “theoretically, one can travel through hyperspace functionally faster than light,” where the assumption is the existence of hyperspace.

    The thing that most almost always astonishes me about the intractability of scriptural fundamentalists is that they will accept the following premises:

    (1) Human beings are fallible.
    (2) The universe was directly created by God.
    (3) Scripture was written by human beings.
    (4) Science depends on the objective observation of physical evidence.

    –and yet will balk at the following conclusions:

    (a) Scripture, being written by humans, is fallible.
    (b) Scientific evidence, being gathered from the universe directly created by God, is as close as we can get to expositing His will.

    In case (a), they always say, “Yes, but those humans were inspired by God.” What this is saying is that a feeling that God is speaking to you has a higher value than the evidence of your own eyes and the faculties of your God-given brain. Well, lots of people who claim to have been inspired by God were obvious nut jobs, or grape Kool-Aid would still have a good reputation, 9/11 would be celebrated as a holy triumph, and all those kids in San Angelo, TX, would still be living at the FLDS compound.

    In case (b), the excuse is that all the misleading evidence indicating a universe billions of years old was planted by God during the Creation for some reason. Presumably, then, God’s creation of carbon-14 and the dating techniques we have developed from it are nothing but a divine joke designed to lead us all astray for some reason. In other words, God Himself indulges in acts of deception.

    In any case, it doesn’t matter whether there was a real Eden, or if Eve was tempted by the serpent and ate the fruit of knowledge in disobedience to God’s will, or if the Greeks were right that in the beginning was Chaos from which emerged the living Earth, Gaea, the mother of all living things, gods and men included. What matters is what such stories teach us.

    I am not an atheist. But I distrust anybody who tells me they have an inside track to the mind of God.

    None of the stories I write is factually true. But I hope they are all spiritually true.

  6. May 5th, 2008 at 3:05 am, Leigh Says:

    Scientific American asked Expelled associate producer Mark Mathis why devout scientists such as former priests neuroscientist Francisco Ayala or evolutionary biologist Ken Miller weren’t included in the film. Mathis contended that their inclusion would have “confused” viewers.

    Confused… or enlightened?

  7. May 5th, 2008 at 7:32 pm, Jeff Baker Says:

    The irony is confusing them probably was the idea!

  8. May 6th, 2008 at 6:33 pm, external links Says:

    Further References

  9. May 8th, 2008 at 5:24 pm, Steve R. Says:

    I do not subscribe to believing everything on the web, professional critics and extolling someone else’s view of something I personally have not experienced. What happened to open minded thought? Seems to escape the internet in these cases. Remember ET had extremely bad reviews?

    Believe me, I am not suggesting this movie is anything more than what has been reported. I was under the impression from what I heard and saw on the web was parody.

    I did take Creationism as it was taught in the early 80′s by two Rollin’s College Science Professors. I remembered after the course thinking, if I had children I would like them to learn both theorys. There was nothing about religion, in the version that I was taught only the basis of how theoretically, with scientific evidence, many of the things in the Bible could have come about scientifically. No threat to scientific community from my point of view, matter of fact it used many of the facts we know.

    The reviews I heard were not, as the narrow-minded usually accuses everyone, with an opposite or intellectual concept, come from so called right wing radio? Paranoid people hate it as you know.

    The people you obviously refer to are in my mind Entertainers just like Bill O’Reilly,
    Keith Obberman (who considers himself with Edward R. Murrow) believe me this ego maniac is not! These are people with huge egos that think they matter when in fact I consider their opining amusing at best. Yes sometimes they do agree with my concept of Political entities. Bush”s record even has been condemned by them!

    This could be another danger of the web condemning something that everyone else or perhaps one person, influenced by another? We’ve seen the web beating up Bush in the last election so bad, it back fired in my opinion and got him elected!

    Let’s have Faith in our personal experiences and remain open minded and creative in our approach to life. Let’s not just quickly jump on the negative bandwagon before we are sure of what is being condemned is really condemnable. I think a german guy did that once. Too many people went along with his view of the world.
    He did not have the web either?

    STEVE

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