Sunday, September 18: The A.D.D. Detective
PARTING SHOT
by Leigh Lundin
Much as I dislike the thought, journeys come to an end and the CB superhighway has made for a great trip. I expect one of my colleagues could estimate how many bloody words we’ve splattered on this platform, but as we’ve learned, it’s not the number of words but how effective we make them.
I’ve learned a lot and Criminal Brief has helped hone my writing skills. But today, I’m not talking about writing or writing weird Florida news or shining a spotlight on a criminally criminal prosecutor. May former girlfriends gasp: I want to talk about relationships. I want to talk about us.
I’ve made friends within CB and with you, the reader. Dixon Hill sent me a note saying "Strange, isn’t it, how it seems as if we’ve met–though we’ve never met in-person."
That’s true. I feel like I’ve known alisa, ABA, Sheena, Terrie, Jeff, Stephen, Hamilton, Dale, Darlene Poier, Yoshinori, David Dean, and the wonderful Dick Stodghill a long, long time. Usually when people meet, their impressions start from the outside and work inward. Writing like this lets us discover people from the inside-out.
Our Den of Thieves
The same is true of my colleagues. I haven’t met Rob, Deborah, or Janice yet, but I can imagine Rob and I laughing ourselves silly over arcane topics. I picture Deborah as gentle and kind and I imagine (right or wrong) Janice as artistic and intelligent, but casting a wary when-I-get-to-know-you eye upon me (possibly with cause).
Of colleagues I’ve met, they are much like I pictured them but more so. John is the friendliest person I know and now my good compadre-in-crime. Melody is even more playful in real life. And the Zemans are charming, warm and generous.
The real surprise was Steve. One look at him and I recognized he was the school mischief-maker, the joker in a deck of jokers. And though I never met his famous ‘wench’, she makes me smile and I look forward to meeting her some day.
The James Gang
CB started nearly five years ago. James and Rob were well into discussions long before James gave me the MWA tour and then enquired if I’d like to participate in a group blog.
Barely a rookie, I was honored but also concerned: Would I be able to hold my own amongst these pros? I need not have worried; they were kind and patient and gave me a lot of leighway. I began to write.
James dislikes sentimentality, but I owe him big time. He started with friendship and culminated in bringing out a better writer in me.
Like Melodie and the others, my favorite times include the Christmas puzzle and chillin’ at the CB Headquarters. But my most personal blog was one I didn’t write. James did.
Twice I stumbled trying to write about my story English. Writing the short-short proved far easier than writing about it. Sometimes we can’t see inside ourselves, but in a wonderful review, James captured me in one sentence:
I’ve noticed that Leigh doesn’t write so much about crime as he writes about injustice.
That may not mean a lot to others, but the insight meant a lot to me, just one of many reasons I’m grateful to James.
Dark Pastures
Starting today, I move on to a new crime-writing project, a joint venture with Deborah, John, Janice, Rob, and several others, the crime blog SleuthSayers.
This has been a hell of a busy month embroiling several deadlines with SleuthSayers topping the stack. SS uses different software than CB, so we’re still figuring things out. If you like or dislike the design, blame Velma!
So here I am, the last few sentences I’ll write for CB, the last few words anyone will write except tomorrow. I loved the ride and thank you for being a great companion. I couldn’t have done this without you. Bon voyage!
Hurry! See you at SleuthSayers!
Leigh,
Thanks for your witty and passionate contributions to CB over the years, which I hope will continue over at Sleuth Sayers. They gave you a lot of leighway? Priceless.
Ah, I’m going to miss CB…
Thank you, Hamilton. It’s come to mean a lot to me.
I KNOW after my mind relaxes from getting SleuthSayers on-line and writing this final CB article that I’ll start to think of people I wished I mentioned above. I should mention that I recognize Travis, Loretta, and others, but I think of them as fellow bloggers too.
Leigh, I’m looking forward to SleuthSayers and especially being a part of a group which includes five of the Criminal Briefers. I will, however, miss the bloggers who aren’t moving on to SS, so this is primarily for them. Thanks for sharing with us readers, and we’ll be seeing you in your publications and at writing conferences.
Leigh, what a pleasure it has been. Just as I promised Deborah, and all of you moving on to ‘Sleuth Sayers’, I shall follow. No one’s shaking me that easy, bub; least of all you and Velma.
Hey, David. Wish you could join us but *real* crimefighting must take precedence.
Fran, I look forward to reading more from you.
Criminal Brief has been great, hasn’t it?
Thanks Leigh for introducing me to CB. In the past 3 years, I have enjoyed the articles and looked into the minds of some very good writers. Now I’ll mosey on over to SleuthSlayers to read what’s happening there.
Thank you, Louis. We enjoyed having you both as a reader and as a contributor.
Leigh, reading your columns (as well as the rest) has been always fun and informative.
all good things do come to an end and this one never got bad! Thanks!
Thank you, Jeff! I’ll look for you on SleuthSayers.
Thanks and congratlations to everybody connected with this blog for a lot of entertaining, informative, and intelligent material over the past few years. See you all at SleuthSayers.
Leigh, I seem to recall that you were the reason I wound up reading CB (all those years ago) — a thread of yours on the EQ/AH reader forum. Thank you. CB became required reading after about the first week.
CB existed from 7th May 2007 to 19th September 2011, a total of 1597 days. At an average of 700 to 800 words per article, CB’s faithful contributed some 1 117 900 to 1 277 600 words, excluding comments. [Well, you said you wanted to know!]
Grateful thanks, one and all. Good wishes and every success to SleuthSayers.
Leigh, I’m actually immensely sentimental and I choke up at the least provocation when I am moved by anything at all. When I first described “Space-Time for Springers” (the “Mystery Classic” I selected and introduced in AHMM) for Linda Landrigan at a dinner in New York, I started sniveling and crying like a broken-hearted teenager in public because I was so moved by poor little kitten Gummitch’s despair in the knowledge he would never become a human being. I hazard to state that people who cry over imaginary kittens are, in fact, deeply sentimental, and that’s me.
What I don’t care for is undeserved and effusive praise for simply doing my duty. While nobody is more delighted than I am that my comment provided you with an important insight, I also believe that in your heart you knew it to be true long before I put it in words. I may have verbalized the observation, but it was there for anybody to see. I can’t claim credit for stating a plain fact. This is not false modesty on my part, either, because I am only too happy to accept kudos for the things I have put my heart into.
I think you will make a fine leader for the assembled Sleuth Sayers.
Thank you, James.
Sentimental… It wasn’t my proudest moment but when I was asked to speak at the Dell party, I was a mess– damned out-of-control emotions. My point: I’m indebted.
ABA… (laughing) Leave it to you to figure it out. I’m most impressed. So roughly 1.2 million words + pictures each worth a thousand words + videos worth a few more words… the brain boggles.
Wow, CB coming to an end? This is so sad. An end of an era, almost. I’ve always enjoyed your articles, Leigh . . . especially the Weird Florida Crime News. (And thanks for publishing two articles of mine, too–I’ll never forget that.) But, like Jeff said, I guess all good things come to an end.
Best of luck to you and the others at SleuthSlayers. See you all there!