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Saturday, September 8: New York Minute

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MISS MACY!

by Angela Zeman

macy.jpgToday is my granddaughter’s first birthday — and I’m missing it. In the sour tradition of “Biology is Destiny,” I had a recent back operation and am not yet allowed to travel. So out of my sore heart, I dedicate this column to her: in anticipation of all the stories I will read to her in future years.

When I attended 4th grade, my teacher, clearly unsuited for her profession, made me stand while she listed my shortcomings for the entertainment of my classmates. My sin? Caught reading instead of listening in spelling class. That I could spell every word through 6th grade and beyond meant nothing to her. For two miserable months she hammered me. Although a quiet and obedient child, I’d become for some bewildering (to me) reason, her favorite target. Your nose is always stuck in a book, she sneered—her mildest insult, unfortunately. My mother, God bless her, soon moved me to a different school.

My nose “has been stuck in a book,” and happily so, for as far back as I can remember. My mother (a young widow) and I spent nearly every Sunday afternoon in the wondrous world of our city library. We would split up inside the door. I would march straight to the children’s area where I stayed until she fetched me, hours later. A stack of books always accompanied me home. At the time, I paid no attention to where my mother went, but later learned of her passion for the mystery section.

My young days were alive with gruesome tales from the green, red, yellow, blue fairy books—an appropriate start on the path to mysteries. I rampaged through the Oz books, Paul Bunyan, biographies, adventure tales; graduated to Tarzan, Nancy Drew, the Hardy Boys, the Tales of Poe, myths and legends, classics, and Sherlock Holmes. To me, a fatherless child raised by a mother earning poverty-level income, opening a book was like plunging into a limitless, exotic world. As I look back, I remember richly textured days and excitement. We lacked money, but I never noticed.

And no, I didn’t spend all my time reading. My friends and I played hard and long outdoors, filling our empty weedy yards with our imaginations, often acting out roles read about in books. (Television was new in those days, hardly noticed and carefully monitored. Yes, I’m that old.)

As Macy grows, she’ll play with marvelous toys and have access to a treasure-house of books. I’m sure of this, because I’m well acquainted with her parents, especially her mother! Miss Macy and her big brother Mr. Evan, 4, enjoy the fruits of their parents’ love and wise attention. However, soon it will be my particular pleasure to introduce the world of “Once Upon A Time…” to them both (and to their cousin, grandson Luca!), and to pass down the legacy my mother bequeathed to me: the universe.

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Evan, enjoying the company of “Grandpabarry.”

Posted in New York Minute on September 8th, 2007
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4 comments

  1. September 9th, 2007 at 2:46 am, JLW Says:

    I’m forcefully reminded by your column that although web logs originally proliferated among authors as a way to connect with readers otherwise beyond our direct contact, they also serve to act as a means to transmit critical values and reflections on our society as a whole.

    There is nothing more important than the values we transmit to our progeny, and literacy, with all the positive cultural impact it has had on civilization, is about the most profound gift we can pass on to those who follow us.

    The written word is not dead, not yet, anyway. Carrying the torch is not only a great joy, but a sacred trust and a solemn duty.

    Thanks, Angela.

  2. September 9th, 2007 at 1:55 pm, Leigh Says:

    I have dated an inordinate number of teachers and ancestors have been teachers, but both James and I have commented on teachers and principals who never should have been exposed to children.

  3. September 9th, 2007 at 6:02 pm, Angela Zeman Says:

    Once in a while, (via the printed words in last Saturday’s NYTimes, for example) I ‘read’ that the era of the written word is over–again. Well, movies and tv are fun, may be an entrenched part of our lives, but no special effects I’ve seen so far can outperform my imagination.

    I’ll even be so bold to suggest that words are nothing less than incantations of a magic in which I firmly believe. Harry Potter’s wand is less powerful than my mind. And your mind.

    Haven’t we all heard about the tragic destruction of the Great Library of Alexandria, one of the disasters of civilization? I’ve never heard the destruction of a tv station or movie studio described in such anguish and regret.

    Generations of readers have invented…light bulbs, rockets to Mars, shirts that don’t wrinkle, and…television. Digital cameras. Computers that make stories easier to write–a lovely irony. Someday imaginative readers will solve world hunger, the green-house effect, dependence on oil.

    Sony’s new digital reader is still…something to help us read. So I think writers will enjoy job security for a few more years.

    It’s a no-brainer.

  4. September 10th, 2007 at 2:25 pm, Dennis Webster Says:

    I’m left-handed and I’ll never forget the brutal treatement of my first grade teacher. She’d yell, “Get that pencil out of your left hand!” Man, you’d thought I was possessed by the devil because I was left-handed. She kept telling me she was going to “chop my hand off.” To me, books are more precious than anything other than my childrens pictures and my wedding album. As a child, we were so poor that we had no books in the house. We were lucky to have bread and butter so my parents had no cash for indulgant items. I LOVE taking my children to the bookstore and letting them pick out whatever they want to read. My ten-year old son falls asleep with his face in a book every night and I couldn’t be more proud.

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