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Sunday, October 5: The A.D.D. Detective

X-RATED WORDSX

by Leigh Lundin

We writers appreciate word play and several of us have written about words, their meanings, and sometimes their oddities. Tony Harris, physician, writer, and Criminal Brief reader, has contributed a couple of lists dubbed X-rated words.

Trix are for Kids

First are words that not merely end in –x but –trix, a feminine suffix in a language not renown for feminine endings.

administratrix
arbitratrix
aviatrix
executrix
conservatrix

curatrix
dictatrix
directrix
dominatrix
fellatrix

janitrix
mediatrix
moderatrix
negotiatrix
testatrix

Words ending in –trix come to us from Latin where some masculine forms end in –tor. Unlike English, nouns in many Romance languages are classified as masculine or feminine, or in some languages, neuter.

In contrast to Latin and Greek, where nouns are masculine, feminine, or neuter, French has only masculine or feminine, which means nouns are often arbitrarily one way or the other: cars are feminine and ships are masculine.

Some French nouns can be turned from the masculine into feminine by doubling the final consonant and adding a letter ‘e’: a male chat (cat) becomes a female chatte, and a male chien (dog) becomes a female chienne.

Whereas the –trix words above imply a woman, the following words have lost their feminine connotations as they evolved in the fields of math and science.

bisectrix
cicatrix
generatrix

matrix
rectrix
tectrix

tortrix

We recognize the masculine forms of rector and generator, but tector is less obvious. In Roman times, a tector (or tectrix) was a thatcher of roofs. These days, tectrix has come to mean the small (non-flight) feathers that cover birds. Tortrix is a Latin feminine past participle of "one who twists".

Brand X

Tony writes that in the 1950s, the letter ‘x’ in a word was thought to imbue the product with attributes of leading edge high technology. Some of these products include:

Ajax
Bendix
Bendix
Blistex
Borax
Carmex
Clorox
Gortex
Electrolux
Ex-lax
Exxon
Fedex
Javex
Kleenex
Kix
Kotex
Lasix
Latex
Lennox
Linux
Lux
Memorex
Orafix
OS-X
Phisohex
Playtex
Purex
Pyrex
Rain-X
Remax
Rexx
Rid-X
Rolex
Rolodex
Semtex
Spandex
Tampax
Telex
Terminex
Timex
Trix
TWX
Twix
Unix
Virex
Windex
Xerox
X11
Zostrix

cleanser
computer
washing machine
lip balm
cleaning product
lip balm
bleach
water-impermeable fabric
vacuum cleaner
laxative
petroleum refinery
package delivery
bleach
tissue
kiddie cereal
sanitary napkin
diuretic
rubber substitute
heating, A/C
operating system
soap
recording media
denture adhesive
Mac operating system
surgical soap
bra
bleach
heat-proof glass
rain repellant
realty rm
computer language
septic tank treatement
watch
file system
plastique explosive
stretch fabric
sanitary napkin
telegraph device
termite control
watch
kiddie cereal
telegraph device
candy
computer operating system
disinfectant, cleaner
window cleaner
copy machine
graphical user interface
herpes zoster cream

Next week, we attend the 2008 Bouchercon convention in Baltimore. See you there!

XXXOOO

Posted in The A.D.D. Detective on October 5th, 2008
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12 comments

  1. October 5th, 2008 at 4:52 am, John Floyd Says:

    Good column, Leigh — I love this kind of thing.

    I found myself, after reading it, humming the old fifties jingle for Ajax cleanser.

  2. October 5th, 2008 at 11:49 am, Leigh Says:

    Good morning and good catch, John. I’ll add that one in!

  3. October 5th, 2008 at 1:14 pm, JLW Says:

    Ajax (Greek Aias), far from being high tech, is the name of two warriors (the Great and the Lesser) in Homer’s Iliad. The former is more usually indicated; he was renowned for his tremendous strength and stature, rather like Hercules, and like Hercules, is known best by the Latin version of his name. Presumably these associations are the qualities the name imbues the product.

    Although it doesn’t feature a terminal x, another example of an invented word made to look futuristic by means of the twenty-fourth letter of the alphabet is Exxon gasoline, which wholly unnatural word has a very interesting history.

  4. October 5th, 2008 at 1:38 pm, Dick Stodghill Says:

    The French addition of an “e” confused me in 1945 when a Belgian family that treated me kindly had a daughter named Christiane and a son named Christian. Obviously neither was called Chris.
    Like John, I love this sort of thing. But “dictatrix” is a bit too much to even imagine. Sounds like the cutesy name for a dancer at the Follies.

  5. October 5th, 2008 at 1:41 pm, Travis Erwin Says:

    X marks the spot.

  6. October 5th, 2008 at 5:08 pm, alisa Says:

    Xcellent article.

    hmmmmm reminds me of pirates and….

    well, you know….brushing teeth.

    Which for some could bring about another x word—-exlax……

    Back to my li’l corner now. 🙂

  7. October 5th, 2008 at 5:31 pm, jaharrismd Says:

    The X in the name of the Macintosh operating system — Mac OS X — is pronounced “ten.” Steve Job’s minions chose this term, not because it sounded high tech, but because Apple was finished with system IX, pronounced “nine.” Which leads to even more important trivia. Great Britain still has the government office called the Chancellor of the Exchequer — translated into yankee English, the Secretary of the Treasury. An ex-chancellor described the office in the following terms, “The Chancellor of the Exchequer is a man whose duties make him more or less of a taxing machine. He is entrusted with a certain amount of misery which it is his duty to distribute as fairly as he can.”

    Since the druids, this royal job of exchequer has been been charged with “checking the tens,” or counting the money. Going back even further, remember that the Romans ruled England for a long time, leaving many linguistic excreta for us to deal with.

  8. October 5th, 2008 at 5:55 pm, Leigh Says:

    (laughing) Good ones Tony and alisa.

    More good catches: I’ll add in Ex-lax and Exxon.

    Travis, I thought in your line, G marked the spot.

  9. October 6th, 2008 at 1:44 am, Jeff Baker Says:

    “X” can also stand for the unknown or mystery…

  10. October 6th, 2008 at 4:40 am, jaharrismd Says:

    X can also be a movie rating, but does not mean it’s a “mystery.” XXX is a rating for kids when their parents are gone.

    Somehow LAX got left off the list. How about some of you smart guys telling us what that X means?

  11. October 6th, 2008 at 6:33 am, JLW Says:

    All international airports have a three-letter identifying code. Many airports have runways that cross each other, forming an “X”. As lovely as this theory may appear at first blush regarding the designation of L.A.’s major airport, it is nevertheless completely wrong.

    The two runways of Los Angeles International Airport are parallel, aligned at 240°/060° (000°/360° indicating true north). So much for that idea.

    LAX was originally called Mines Field, after William W. Mines, a local real estate developer who sold the property to the city in 1929 to serve as its principal airport. The “LAX” designation dates from 1949. Presumably the “X” was added to fill in the third letter after (L)os (A)ngeles, but nobody actually remembers.

    The L.A. area has a very rich history in aviation, including the Santa Monica Airport, formerly “Clover Field”, the launching point of the first circumnavigation of the globe by aircraft, and the World War II headquarters of the Douglas Aircraft Company; the Van Nuys Airport, the largest general civil aviation airport in the U.S. and the base of Howard Hughes’ private air force during the filming of “Hell’s Angels”; and Long Beach Airport, formerly “Dougherty Field”, the site of the world’s first aviation school. Among these, Mines Field was a relative latecomer. Originally, it was used as an aerodrome for racing.

    (I know all this crap only because I’m working on a novel that takes place in 1927 in the world of aviation, I’ve done my homework, and I can’t help showing off.)

  12. October 7th, 2008 at 2:16 am, Jeff Baker Says:

    I have seen a few “X-Rated” flicks. The only mystery there is the, uh, “acting.”

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