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Velma       private secretary for Criminal Brief

Velma

Velma tame

RAP SHEET
name : First name Velma; last name negotiable.
age : Old enough to know better, too young to resist.
sex : Yes, of course.
height : Both gams reach the ground.
weight : You are living dangerously, dahlin’.
measurements : Divine 36-24-36.
eyes : Dahlin’, on the prize.
address : Cheeky and insouciant.
occupation : Private secretary, very private.
preoccupation : Men.
arrests : Arresting eyes, alluring lips.
motorcar : Auburn, fast, like my men. Body by Fishing.
drink : Bought for me.
music : In the Mood.
novels : Detective noir, of course.
pet : Whenever I can.
expression : Is that a gun in your pocket or…? Ohhhh!

Velma wild

More about me by those who know me best:

Criminal Brief Articles featuring ME

2009

  • 29 March, Sunday, Leigh : WTF
  • 05 April, Sunday, Leigh: Professional Tips (Kurt Vonnegut, Jr)
  • 07 April, Tuesday, Melodie : Criminal Brief Headquarters
  • 08 April, Wednesday, Rob : Tune That Name
  • 09 April, Thursday, Deborah : Just Another Day at the Office
  • 10 April, Friday, Steve : Guilty Pleasures
  • 11 April, Saturday, John : Partners in Crime
  • 12 April, Sunday, Leigh : Corporate Week
  • 13 April, Monday, James : The Virtual Tour
  • 14 April, Tuesday, Melodie : Fred’s Hands
  • 18 April, Saturday, John : Playing at Work
  • 23 April, Thursday, Deborah : Everybody Loves Raymond
  • 06 May, Wednesday, Rob : The Annual Review
  • 12 May, Tuesday, Melodie : Paradise Sucks
  • 01 November, Sunday, Leigh : Sticks ‘n’ Stones

2010

  • 28 July, Wednesday, Rob : Chat Room
  • and various comments!

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