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Wednesday, September 9: Tune It Or Die!

POP QUIZ

by Rob Lopresti

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Below you will find 21 familiar authors and 21 mostly unknown titles.  The problem is that the words in each column have been jumbled.  For example, Raymond Chandler did not write a book called Naked You Advertise (and that’s a shame, really.)  He did, however write Farewell My Lovely and you will find those words hidden in other titles below.

To make your life easier I have set it up as a table at the end.  If you want to try to figure this out, print it and write in the numbers.  You’ll never solve it all on the screen.  Good luck.  The answers will appear next Wednesday.

    Naked You Advertise – Raymond Chandler
    Very Buried Merry – Anne Perry
    No No Nothing – Rex Stout
    Funerals Must Deceive – Miriam Grace Monfredo
    Angel Falls Up – David Housewright
    Money Once Money – Barbara Seranella
    Taming My Mice – Stanley Ellin
    Practice Sitting Academic –  Ed McBain
    Murder Me More – Amanda Mackay
    Ripley Is Involved – Mike Ripley
    Tell Old Fatal – Michael Innes
    Three In One – Charlotte McLeod
    Death Moon Water – Elizabeth Peters
    Half Humans Lovely – Earl Emerson
    Kiss A Street – Patricia Highsmith
    Hare Under Seahorse – Agatha Christie
    Morons Are Deadly – Dorothy Sayers
    Some Blind Inheritance – Donald Westlake
    Rest For Madmen – Harlen Coben
    Seneca And Caesar – Robert B. Parker
    Farewell To Arms – Mickey Spillaine

Here it is as a table. Not as pretty, but easier to write in the connections.
 

  1.  Naked  You  Advertise  Raymond Chandler  21  7 14
 
  2.  Very  Buried  Merry  Anne Perry               
 
  3.  No   No  Nothing  Rex Stout               
 
  4.  Funerals  Must  Deceive  Miriam Grace
 Monfredo
              
 
  5.  Angel  Falls  Up   David Housewright                
 
  6.  Money  Once  Money  Barbara Seranella               
 
  7.  Taming  My
 Mice  Stanley Ellin               
 
  8.  Practice   Sitting  Academic  Ed McBain               
 
  9.  Murder  Me  More  Amanda Mackay               
 
  10.  Ripley  Is  Involved  Mike Ripley               
 
  11.  Tell  Old  Fatal  Michael Innes               
 
  12.  Three  In  One  Charlotte McLeod               
 
  13.  Death  Moon  Water  Elizabeth Peters               
 
  14.  Half  Humans  Lovely
 Earl Emerson               
 
  15.  Kiss  A  Street  Patricia Highsmith               
 
  16.  Hare  Under  Seahorse  Agatha Christie               
 
  17.  Morons  Are  Deadly  Dorothy Sayers               
 
  18.   Some  Blind  Inheritance  Donald Westlake               
 
  19.   Rest  For  Madmen  Harlen Coben               
 
  20.   Seneca  And  Caesar  Robert B.  Parker               
 
   21.  Farewell  To  Arms  Mickey Spillaine               
 
Posted in Tune It Or Die! on September 9th, 2009
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10 comments

  1. September 9th, 2009 at 11:34 am, Yoshinori Todo Says:

    Agatha Christie: Funerals Are Fatal (Original title: After the Funeral)

    Next!

  2. September 9th, 2009 at 12:37 pm, John Floyd Says:

    I love this stuff!

    Thanks for the puzzle — this should keep me busy awhile.

  3. September 9th, 2009 at 2:14 pm, alisa Says:

    If you’d only made this table in chocolate like the math calculator……..

  4. September 9th, 2009 at 6:03 pm, Hamilton Says:

    Hum, interesting. And here I thought Agatha Christie’s entry was “Three Blind Mice.”

  5. September 9th, 2009 at 6:56 pm, Dick Stodghill Says:

    Wish I could say I got at least one right. Oh wait, I did: Chandler wrote “Farewell My Lovely”.

  6. September 9th, 2009 at 9:03 pm, Yoshinori Todo Says:

    Hamilton: Hmmm, yes. “Three Blind Mice.” Could be. Since Rob said mostly UNKNOWN titles, I tend to think it’s FUNERALS ARE FATAL, but who knows?

    Oh, by the by, I am reading “Hallowe’en Party” at the moment. One of Christie’s most literary works. Love it.

    PS: Am I the only one who has never heard of David Housewright, Miriam Grace Monfredo, and Barbara Seranella? They sure have colorful names, but who the heck are they?

  7. September 10th, 2009 at 12:21 pm, Dick Stodghill Says:

    Rob, I’m impressed that you could come up with something like this. Not so much the filling in of the boxes but finding enough three-word titles.

  8. September 10th, 2009 at 1:00 pm, Rob Lopresti Says:

    when I wrote unknown titles I meant that I had garbled up the known ones. Yes, I did mean Funerals are Fatal to represent Christie. Three Blind Mice was used by another author on the list.

    Glad you guys are enjoying this. As for Housewright and the others… when in doubt Google ’em.

  9. September 11th, 2009 at 2:29 am, Steve Steinbock Says:

    This was great, and a lot harder than I expected. It was clever to include a Mike Ripley book. He’s not well known in the States, and I’ve enjoyed his “Angel” series.

  10. October 14th, 2009 at 1:41 pm, Rob Lopresti Says:

    CJD pointed out four mistakes, so here they are:

    Mackay should be MacKay.
    Humans should be human. (which is good advice)
    Angel should be Angels.
    Harlen should be Harlan.

    Apologies, and thanks to CJD.

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